Mistake

In my last Blog I spoke about how I believed that woman were superior in every way to men and I will continue to believe this but due to recent events that have been playing out in the paper last week I decided to bring this topic up. If you have been following the news you would have heard that a woman claims that she is pregnant with Simon Cowell’s child. Now I am not going to go into detail about this news article but instead I am going to talk about taking reasonability when you do decided to sleep with someone because all I seem to hear or read about these days is the number of people that are having celebrity’s child or just having children in general.

My question to everyone is do people not realise that having sex makes babies or are you just to dude to believe that because for your information it does and that using some form of birth control might spot this from happening.

It is the reasonability of both the male and female to us some form of birth control it can’t be so hard of a man to carry a around a few condoms in his pockets and the woman to have some form of birth control in place before hand and if you are not one hundred percent sure about the effectiveness of your birth control you can always carry a few condoms in your hand bag. As they say not every form of contraception is one hundred percent effective so if both are using contraception then the odds of you having an accident will be reduced significantly.

Now the one story that did piss me off the most was the woman that was demanding from the government a bigger house for her family because she went on to have ten children, yes I am aware that she did say that she was highly fertile but still doesn’t excess the fact that she could have done something to stop herself from having more kids. Here’s an idea have you through about using some other form of contraception or even asking your partner to wear a fucking condom because somehow I don’t think you did.

It’s bad enough at the minute that our population is showing no signs of slowing down and because of this fact alone I really feel sorry for this generation and the following generation when it comes to finding a place to live. I know that in England there isn’t enough housing to support the current population but by the time we are able to the population would have increased again.

To me the long term solution would be to place a cap on families so that they can only have one child and make sure that there is a law in place to support this. In the medium term parents need to at the age of thirteen or earlier to start talking to their children about sex and to put in place some form of contraception while they are living under your roof because to me as long as they are living under your roof they are still your responsibility. For the short term I would suggest that the dumb males that don’t use a condom go out and buy some for your next sexual encounter and the dumb women that giving the rest of the women a bad name go out and get yourself on the pill, have an injection or have a Nexplanon implant placed in your arm and if you are still not sure then go out and get yourself a box of condoms that can be placed at the bottom of your handbag just encase you meet and stupid male that hasn’t got any on him.

The last thing that I will say is that if you are rice and famous and don’t want to have a court case that involves you trying to find out if the child is yours, then go and have a vasectomy done, that way you can fool about as much as you want and not have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

Until Next Time

Joking Aside

Today I have decided to take a look at something that to me has become more of a pain in recent years in my area and to some point has never had the same following as it does in some other places around the world. What I am talking about is Halloween and how much I dislike some parts of this said social event.

Before I get into the reasons why I have a love hate relationship about this event I will first give you a bit of a history. Halloween was original celebrated by Celtic rich areas around Britain to acknowledge the end of summer and the beginning of the winter, while Christian also celebrate it as All Hallow Eve which is where they celebrate those that have left this worlds to move on to the next before All Saints days. This is also the one time of the year that both Celtic and Christian also believe that those spirits that have been wondering the Earth have one last time to take vengeance.

As you can see from that very short history lesson the roots of Halloween go quite far back into our own past and even though a lot of people may not know the reasons behind Halloween by dressing up as scare and un-dead creatures you are in part acknowledging what it stands for even though you didn’t realise it.

Now I will try and example why I dislike Halloween and it all comes down to the way in which trick or treat is handled.

First off I need to make the point that down here in England mainly the South-eastern part of London not many parents like to take their children out to trick or treat but if they do it is something that has been prearranged in advance with houses in that area. I really don’t have a problem with this because it is done earlier enough in the night so that the parents can get their kids into bed at a respectable time and it is a bit of fun for the youngest.

What I dislike the most about this trick or treat is when you get teenagers aged from fourteen to seventeen deciding that they will attempt to dress up very poorly by placing something over their faces and come up to your house so that their can get some money from you. If you do decided ignore them, they then believe that they have the right to start throwing what they like at your house (I.e. stones and bricks one year). To me this is un-expectable due to two facts one being that it looks like they are begging you for money and coming across as spoiled brat when they can’t get what they want and second they are causing criminal damage to someone else property, what good is that.

I know that between being a kid and adult it can be hard but there are over ways in which to get around this problem but hay what do I know.

To me the best way to celebrate Halloween for me has always been a good old fancy dress Halloween party which consists of a group of friends and family getting together to play some classic Halloween games like bopping for apples while at someone house or function hall. Now I will be honest with everyone here and say that I have only ever been to two of these events and I have thoroughly enjoy myself each time along with everyone else.

As like with most things in the world it is always comes down to the minority who spoils it for the majority and if you do want to throw something at someone house let it at least be toilet paper or eggs.

Until next time.